Post by kaji on Dec 6, 2005 21:07:45 GMT -5
This is all Osaka-neechan's fault. ALL HER FAULT. ::hearts::
"You two are what?!"
Fei looks up at Ben, completely calm and innocent, as if he'd just been asked if he'd eaten all the cookies in the dorm.
"Dating,Ben. Dating. You know what that is, don't you?"
Ben just gapes at him, much like a goldfish, and it's Drew who finally manages to speak next.
"But...You....Oro....what....how...when?!"
"Hmmm...." Oro ticks off numbers on his fingers, thinking. "That'd be....3 weeks, come friday."
"th....THREE WEEKS?!"
Oro blinks innocently at Drew and Ben, and nods, seemingly suprised at their reaction.
"Yes, that's what I said, isn't it?"
"B-but...This is absurd! You've been dating Fei for 3 weeks and none of us noticed?!" Ben seems to have found his vocal cords again, though he seems somewhat unsure on the use of them.
"Absurd, Ben?" Fei's voice is a dangerously soft, almost-purrlike tone, and the fact that his eyes are half closed and the chesire cat grin aren't helping much. Ben stiffens, because he's not completely oblivious to danger,and looks like he's fighting the urge to step backwards.
" 'should be pretty bleedin' obvious...don't play innocent with me, Fei..."
"Oh, is that it, then? You think I'm some sort of predator?"
Oro has moved to allow Fei to stand, and Fei proceeds to walk slowly across the room towards Ben, that same, cat-like smirk on his face, and a dangerous gleam in his eyes.
"You worried that I'm going to, if I haven't already, steal Oro's virtue? Mou, I'm hurt that you'd think such a thing of me. "
While Ben splutters, Drew looks confusedly from Fei to Oro, and back to Fei.
"....But...how? Why? I didn't think you two knew each other very well..."
"That changed after the well incident." Oro looks innocently at Drew, clearly amused by Fei's antics.
"as for why....why not, Drew? Is there any reason I shouldn't be attracted?"
Oro apparently has an evil streak. Who knew?
The conversation has gotten Fei's attention, and there's a look of unholy glee in his eyes as Drew turns a couple interesting shades of red, looks down, and mutters a negative. This prompts him wandering over, and leaning down so he's at eye level, looking almost solem.
"Oh dear, this might be awkward....Drew....you dn't think I'm sexy, do you?"
The look on both Drew and Ben's faces is possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. And Oro is apparently of the same opinion, since he's snickering uncontrollaby in the corner. Fei grins, triumphant, and returns to sit next to Oro, who promptly buries his face in his shoulder to attempt to stifle the giggles.
"I'm so terribly sorry, Drew, but Ben seems to have made territorial movements already, and besides, this adorable little thief here already ran off with my heart."
Oro turns an impressive shade of red (apparently he's still not used to that sort of thing, though I somehow doubt it's an uncommon occurence.) and gives Ben and Drew an appraising look.
"They would make a nice match, wouldn't they?"
"Mhmm-hmmm."
"Die. Shut up and die."
....Okay. that was crack. and it means that the matchmaking has begun.
Because Fei's evil like that, and Oro has to have a spine in there SOMEWHERE.
Feedback=love. Lynching=
"You two are what?!"
Fei looks up at Ben, completely calm and innocent, as if he'd just been asked if he'd eaten all the cookies in the dorm.
"Dating,Ben. Dating. You know what that is, don't you?"
Ben just gapes at him, much like a goldfish, and it's Drew who finally manages to speak next.
"But...You....Oro....what....how...when?!"
"Hmmm...." Oro ticks off numbers on his fingers, thinking. "That'd be....3 weeks, come friday."
"th....THREE WEEKS?!"
Oro blinks innocently at Drew and Ben, and nods, seemingly suprised at their reaction.
"Yes, that's what I said, isn't it?"
"B-but...This is absurd! You've been dating Fei for 3 weeks and none of us noticed?!" Ben seems to have found his vocal cords again, though he seems somewhat unsure on the use of them.
"Absurd, Ben?" Fei's voice is a dangerously soft, almost-purrlike tone, and the fact that his eyes are half closed and the chesire cat grin aren't helping much. Ben stiffens, because he's not completely oblivious to danger,and looks like he's fighting the urge to step backwards.
" 'should be pretty bleedin' obvious...don't play innocent with me, Fei..."
"Oh, is that it, then? You think I'm some sort of predator?"
Oro has moved to allow Fei to stand, and Fei proceeds to walk slowly across the room towards Ben, that same, cat-like smirk on his face, and a dangerous gleam in his eyes.
"You worried that I'm going to, if I haven't already, steal Oro's virtue? Mou, I'm hurt that you'd think such a thing of me. "
While Ben splutters, Drew looks confusedly from Fei to Oro, and back to Fei.
"....But...how? Why? I didn't think you two knew each other very well..."
"That changed after the well incident." Oro looks innocently at Drew, clearly amused by Fei's antics.
"as for why....why not, Drew? Is there any reason I shouldn't be attracted?"
Oro apparently has an evil streak. Who knew?
The conversation has gotten Fei's attention, and there's a look of unholy glee in his eyes as Drew turns a couple interesting shades of red, looks down, and mutters a negative. This prompts him wandering over, and leaning down so he's at eye level, looking almost solem.
"Oh dear, this might be awkward....Drew....you dn't think I'm sexy, do you?"
The look on both Drew and Ben's faces is possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. And Oro is apparently of the same opinion, since he's snickering uncontrollaby in the corner. Fei grins, triumphant, and returns to sit next to Oro, who promptly buries his face in his shoulder to attempt to stifle the giggles.
"I'm so terribly sorry, Drew, but Ben seems to have made territorial movements already, and besides, this adorable little thief here already ran off with my heart."
Oro turns an impressive shade of red (apparently he's still not used to that sort of thing, though I somehow doubt it's an uncommon occurence.) and gives Ben and Drew an appraising look.
"They would make a nice match, wouldn't they?"
"Mhmm-hmmm."
"Die. Shut up and die."
....Okay. that was crack. and it means that the matchmaking has begun.
Because Fei's evil like that, and Oro has to have a spine in there SOMEWHERE.
Feedback=love. Lynching=