Random general drabble thing (hinted ben/drew?)

[kaji]

I have no idea. This whapped me upside the head. I'm so very terribly sorry.

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I'm not sure how it happened. I'm sure I don't know why. And if I ever found out who decided this, I WILL kill them.

Apparently, I've become something of our ragtag little group's counseler.

I mean, yeah, it's great that they trust me enough to tell me pretty much anything, (With the exception of Fei, but we're working on that.) but, still. I don't recall signing up to solve all of Ben's emotional issues.

In fact, it's getting more then a little tiring.

"...and he--"

"Ben. Telling me this doesn't help the situation. You need to tell him, like this."

"But..."

"Listen.If snogging him doesn't get the point across, then you're pretty much going to have to beat him over the head with a 2x4....a METAPHORICAL 2x4...and explain it bluntly. I can't guarantee what'll happen, but nothing's going to change if you don't. " Shrug, watch Ben carefully for signs of attack. He nods, and stands up, presumably to find Drew. I'd pity him, but....if he hasn't gotten it so far, he's kinda askin for it.

"Has anyone ever told you you'd make a good mommy?"

ACK. Person behind me--oh. Fei. Right. No need for mild coronary then.

"Fei, either we put that bell around your neck, or you stop sneaking up behind me like that. "

Fei makes a mock-pouting face, I had it when he does that. He's so damn cute.

"Mouuu...Oroooo...I enjoy sneaking up on you. You make this cute little yelp. "

Irresistable, incorrigable bastard.I'll just sulk, then. Not even a hug will stop me. Nope. Not eve--

Dammit. I give up. Fei cheats.

"So, what was that before you decided to give me a mild coronary?"

Fei just grins, that wicked, evil, evil grin of his.

"I was just observing on your capabilities as a good mommy."

"...bastard."

"Mm-hmm. Love you too."

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Yes, that WAS totally random. Comment, tell me how OOC fei or oro was, but please no bludgeoning.

[Faye]

I predict Drew will be utterly horrified with what Ben does with Oro's advice (as he is generally horrified by what Ben does, anyway). Also, I acknowledge I should do a poll on who is the cutest among the main characters.

Oro probably would make a good mom. On the other hand, so would Drew. Sort of.

[kaji]

Dude. Oro is so totally the group 'mommy'. Kinda like a weird mix of Hakkai and Sanzo. >>;

And Drew may be utterly horrified, but it's good for him. Builds character, and all that.

[shizu]

ah, i love saiyuki. :)

fei is a sneaky sneak. ninja type them types are the sexiest of all.

sanzo is down right sexy hell he's fucking rapeable. :)